A fic I wrote for a 3:10 to Yuma club.. XD!  I'll put it in a cut so ya'll can read it.  It's a bit long... so to those who can slog through it, kudos!  ::coughchellecough ::

Ficlet time!

Title: Easy Enough
Author: Lone-Momo (with help from ensnarement aka Chelle)
Rating: R
Word count: 3200ish… that seems like a lot.
Characters: Charlie, Ben, misc others
Summary: Charlie's roots and how he happened across the not-yet-famous Ben Wade.
Warnings: Language, mature themes, slash undertones, gore.

Whut the shit is with stupid playgrounds being so retardedly SAFE that children can't even MOVE.  FUCK.  IT's called LIFE LESSON people.  Kid does something stupid, falls off a high place, GUESS WHAT CHILDREN, they're NOT gonna do it again!  Another name for this is NATURAL SELECTION.  Children shouldn't be bubble-wrapped!!  For crying out loud~!

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Not that I'm supporting children or anything.

RAR.

Jacked from :devtemporary-glitch:  : 3

I really don't know if you lot care or not, but someone tagged me on their journal, so I guess SOMEONE, at least ONE person out there, is curious as to where my name came from.  The momo of lone.  Le Lone.  Momo.

Well, to start off with, most people already know that 'Momo' means 'peach' (or thighs in an osaka accent... apparently).  And as usualy, and as with almost everyone from my generation of anime lovers, my screen name came from a manga series.  Anyone heard of Houshin Engi?  Well it has been, and always will be, my most favorite manga series of ALL TIME.  I just love it so dearly. So yes, back when i first made my website (yes I actually had a website of my own.. although i think it was on geocities or angelfire or some crap xD) I wanted a cool name for that was original and identifying, but also had something to do with Houshin Engi, since i was obsessed at the time.  My sister and I both ran and owned the site, so it was more of a general name we both used.  But anyways.

In Houshin Engi there are these mystical peaches that get people drunk instantly.  The main character Taikoubou would use them for his 'drunken fist' like attack, so confuse his enemies.  He was better fighter when he was drunk.. xD  So that's where it started, the 'Momo's' popped up every so often in the series, and I liked the sound of momo, and since we were one of the few english websites out there that drew fanart of Houshin we were quite 'lone' in our obsession.  Sooo.. THE Lone Momo was the name of the site.

Later on I took the site down because lack of interest on my part, and years later I found DA.  First signing up with Porno-graffitti, the name of the band who sung the first opening for FMA, and then later on as lone-momo.  XD  The name stuck.  I guess.

I miss my pink momo themed website. ;__;

She really is.  This woman is fucking ridiculous.  She would always wear super flashy, TACKY, GOD AWFUL clothing to school, and while it wasn't always 'skanky' per se, it was always suggestive, if you know what I mean.  She would come to class, and you know how Drama kids do the craziest shit imaginable?   Well she would find this utterly revolting and yell at us everytime a fart joke was even MENTIONED.  I don't understand her logic.  Drama kids TRY to offend people, it's art and art is about striking out and not sticking to norms or whatever happens to be acceptable at the time.  She was the Drama nazi.

This woman drove me insane.

This woman thinks I'm her best friend.

GOD knows where she got that idea.  She comes to EVERY single opening night at every theatre company in Calgary.  I usually do to because both my sister and mom work in the theatre industry here.  And EVERYYYYY time I see her at these galas and events, she's wearing the sluttiest clothese ever.  Her boobs are practically popping out of her cleavage inducing shirt, and it's so terrifying it's hard to look away.  It's the most awkward type of confrontation.  It's like she's raping you with her breasts.  Seriously.   GET A SHIRT THAT FITS.  Arg.  I think she's trapped in the 80s, because her hair often matches her crack get-up. 

So yes.  I avoid her like the plague cause she's spooky as all hell.

She feels the need to seek me out and say HI SEVIE HOWS IT GOING LOLOLOL.... ugh.

Funny story about her though.

She volunteered at a Decidedly Jazz Danceworks opening night gala in my Mom's theatre.  DJD is a small dance group that takes volunteer ushers because they can't really afford to pay ALL their ushers.  SO she's volunteering and my mom sent me the story afterward via e-mail.  It totally made my day.

"Sev,

Here’s a story for you Sherri Kohler your old drama teacher from Beaverbrook – was a volunteer usher at DJD’s gala opening last week.  She go so drunk (from free wine and draining the dregs from other’s glasses as she was helping clean up after intermission) that she barricaded herself into the women’s washroom and they had to call the cops and the paramedics to get her out!!!!  Screaming obscenities and throwing up all over the place it was a mess!

Insane and hilarious – probably won’t be seeing her in the theatre for a while.

M"

: D  Is that not the most amazing thing you've ever read?  I'm sure people from my HIgh School would enjoy that much MUCH more, since they all knew and hated her as much as I did.

This excites me.

I think I might just squeel.  No more Kohler in the theatre!  Yay!

: ]

Oh, her nickname was "Bipolar Kohler".................. : >

Christ almighty!  It's been raining cats and dogs here for a day and already we've have some major MAJOR flooding problems.  I'm beginning to think Calgary can't handle ANYTHING out of the ordinary.   Does our sewage system suck so bad that it can't handle a day of rain?  Granted it was a LOT of rain, but still, come on.  That's just sad.  I wish everyone didn't have to bitch so much about the rain, i love thunder storms and the like... It was really adorable when my fat cat came downstairs all meow-meowing and scared and wanted to get into the basement, but wouldn't stay unless I was there with him.  ;__;  He's really adorable... and fat.  Aw.

Yesterday was stupid all around....well, actually work was just stupid.   I went in as usual and NO ONE told me that none of my bosses (yes, that's right, I've got three) would be in, so I can't really do any work without them giving it the 'okay', which is really frustrating.  So I wasted like 5 hours of my day doing dick all, and finally I just went home.  It was sorta ironic cause I planned on working from home on my other job, but then Josh called and I decided to ditch everything and just go buy manga and video games...

Only, the funny thing about THAT is... I didn't actually buy manga.  Yep.  I accidentally stole a manga yesterday.  I don't really feel guilty, I just kinda walked out with it and no one noticed, not even me.  So we got halfway across the mall before I realized what had happened, and by that time i was simply too lazy to return it. D:  Is it a bad thing I don't really feel guilty?  At least it was a manga I wanted.  Nerg... Hm.  Oh well.  I won't do it again on purpose of course.  (I seem to accidentally steal shit all the time... especially things that i intend to buy.  I just sorta forget about them and then walk on out...with it. .___.)

Soooo.  That was kinda interesting.

And now I'm at work bored to tears again..... sigh.  Hopefully my boss with show up.

Its' going around... Like an STD?

Bored.

Soooo My sister left for Japan today for three weeks. Meanwhile I get to stay at home and work at my ultimately depressing job, where I work 8 hour days (wtf.. 8??) and then pretty much die when I get home. Oh wait... I jsut work MORE when I get home, but at least that job I enjoy more. Character design is fun.

But I'm really depressed about life right now... I know I shouldn't be, but I really... really wanted to go to japan. I feel like i've been cheated, or something. Since my sister and I were always planning on going together, and then she goes with her friend instead. She says she'll bring me back things, but come on, I want to GO to JAPAN. Not just for the anime and manga, although that's a plus. I want to see the temples and the landscapes and the cities and all of it. Mt Fuji! I'm not gonna get to travel seriously for another four or five years. I'm going to fucking bat crazy before then. I can't stand being stuck here all the time. Calgary is just sooo... I'm just so tired of Calgary.

Not only that.... but I'm gonna be ALONE for three weeks... i mean, sure some of my friends will be around, though my best friend won't be, she's in Nova Scotia... so i can't even get drunk or high or waheterthefuck... it's no fun going to movies alone. I SHOULD get in touch with my ACAD peeps, but I dunno.. I'm just so uninspired feeling.

And my OTHER friend went to Anime North to make money and meet fucking amazing artists..... I was planning to go, but then things fell through.. and well. Yep. Here I am.

And my parents do nooot even know that I'm really upset about this. I didn't want to mention anything to my sister, it would just be selfish. And mom and dad think, Oh I'll be fine, I'm antisocial, it's cool.

Geh. I guess should be more thankful, less emo.





IN OTHER NEWS. I saw Pirates of the Caribbean 3!! I actually loved it. The second movie, I'm afraid, was utter crap. It was just a stretched out BS plot line so that they could make another movie. But i'm sorta thankful because the third movie was actually really good. : ) There was a bit tooo much Elizabeth, Kiera Knightly can... GUH. GO AWAY. XD Stop stealing the lime light from Jack.

Lotsa good things about that movie though. :D

Okay, so first off.... Anyone wanna help me out with getting a cool looking layout? I have no idea how to find cool CSS stuffs or what have you, and I really wnat something neet looking. My current layout is a little.. well.. drab. D:

aaaaand.. saw Pirates of the Caribbean 3 last night, and it was really really awesome. I liked it lots, even with the few awkward moments and lack of editing that should have been done. : | Other than that! Good good.

Boring journal.. I know. Sorry, I'm very uninteresting right now.

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